Guess Who's Coming to the White House?

Many said they'd never see the day.

An African American is going to be our president! For awhile it seemed so far away, but in just a half a month, it will become a reality. This is no movie, folks. This is the ultimate Sidney Poitier milestone.

Of course you can't have a milestone without the crazies spewing their paranoia before the inauguration even starts. Like the Mormon prophet for instance, who-so accurately I might add-predicted that a huge nuclear war would break out on Christmas and also stated that Obama would not(despite being elected) become president.

But what I really love is the outrage over the scandal that concerns our president's hot relationship with a so-called 'Camel'. That's right. Obama smokes! He hits the nicotine now and again. A lot of people are pretty upset over this, apparently. For some, it ruins the "messiah" perception that they've laid on him. For others, it further magnifies their provocative outlook of him. He might as well be hitting off a ganja while growing his dreads out.

To cool tempers over this, our chimney-elect promised that he wouldn't smoke inside the white house. He announced that he would excuse himself outside to take the years off his life. Of course this decision means more photographs of this action which will only raise the tempers of the naysayers. Even as president you can't win.

On the twentieth of this month, like it or not, this man will be our Commander-in-Chief. When our economy is in the crapper, do you really care if he lights a stick now and then? Come on people! There are more important matters to get hung up on. Now will somebody tell me what dog he picked for his daughters?